Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

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Asked by Anonymous

I’m going to guess that this is the same anon who asked me about my DB username and he just saw my posts.

*ahem*

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This halloween I taped a sign saying COMMUNISM in red on my chest and handed out one piece of candy for each kid and if they complain I say, “Well, look at that you just learned about Communism.” One dad already gave me a dirty look.

stop my mom made me take it off because one little girl demanded more candy and I said “whoa calm down, capitalism”

(Source: actuallykris, via dreamofhircine)

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