Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

My roommate says that everyone always ships Scootaloo in the lesbian relations. Why'd you decide to make Applebloom the one who's into fillies?

Asked by asymmetricsolutions

Because Rumble’s straight, Sweetie’s straight, and Scootaloo is straight. I need some diversity! And personally, Apple Bloom seems like the one who’d be into this kinda stuff, though would be awfully confused about it.

BTW, Dinky is also a lesbian.

Come on, Sweetie Bot is so overdone. Make Sweetie sound like Thrackerzod, and then you're onto something.

Asked by Anonymous

Or I’ll scrap the whole idea and make Sweetie a homeless person, just to bug Scootaloo.

Post Crusaders NMN Costumes!

  • Apple Bloom is an evil doctor with bloody stains.
  • Sweetie Belle is a stereotypical homeless person.
  • Scootaloo is a Wonderbolt training coach.
  • Rumble is a Lunar Guard.
  • Dinky is a crudely put-together Dalek.

Now I have to draw them within 6 days. >_<

Hey, I love your blog. It's one of the few pony blogs I follow, since I'm not a Brony.

Asked by Anonymous

I find this really cool. My comic is attracting non-bronies. Is it really that relatable?

You blog is so cool! And even though I LOATHE cloppers or whatever the ever-loving-fuck they call themselves, I respect your right to enjoy it.

Asked by Anonymous

See guys? Why the fuck can’t people be this respectful? This is why I love (most of) my anons!

Liek. Anons these days. How did you become a brony?

Asked by Anonymous

I was just browsing the internets one day in May 2011, when I noticed that ponies started appearing everywhere. I was interested in why these people liked My Little Pony all of a sudden. I started following the fandom, and then I started to get interested in the show. On August 22, I watched the pilot and never looked back.

When you gunna do another god damned stream!

Asked by Anonymous

I wanted to tonight. But Sam (Pregnant Scootaloo) is hosting his own. I don’t want to be rude.

My next stream will be me drawing PC Nightmare Night costumes.

Do you know about Homestuck?

Asked by Anonymous

I’m on Tumblr, dummy. Of course I know about Homestuck. However, I never read the thing.

Fat ponies, yes or no?

Asked by Anonymous

Depends on what kind of fat. If it’s a reasonable/cute fat like Truffle Shuffle or Chubby Diamond Tiara, then it’s fine.

It’s those morbidly obese ones that are just NOPE. 

Currently working for community service hours. -_-

In the mean time, let’s do some TMI Tuesdays. Hit that ask button and ask away.