Cactus Codex

margotandthemoon:

coldplay’s secret message

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SAI, I love you but if you’re gonna run out of allocated memory during a canvas rotate and then proceed to break the canvas (access violation exceptions out the wazoo), and thus render it unsavable and losing 2 hours of work, then you got another thing coming.

Oh, and not the mention this monstrosity of an error log text file.

Jesus fucking christ.

direhuman:

treeslittlekitten:

jigsawagainstddlg:

treeslittlekitten:

Daddy took me to see Moana last night! 😍🙈🙊😻 it was amazing and he’s the best daddy ever

Keep your kink out of the Moana tag, thanks.

How about you go fuck yourself I didn’t ask for your opinion or impute so go do whatever the fuck you do somewhere the fuck else we didn’t go see this movie for the fact we are ddlg or kink related we went because I wanted to see the fucking movie I’m the daddy btw a 22 year old guy who fucking likes movies if they are good so go fuck your self because I’m planning on watching it again and guess what you can’t fucking stop me so you need to grow the fuck up this isn’t even inappropriate your just looking to start shit so move the fuck along you piece of fucking shit and guess what I carry a fucking pistol on me to guess you have a problem about that to so just go to your safe zone where you can play big and bad like you have any fucking clue how this world works and quit trying to tell someone how to live their life if you got a problem you can come find me my name is loveless bitch

THE FINAL COPYPASTA OF 2016 HAS BEEN CHOSEN

(Source: trees-little-kitten, via sonnivate)

apexsexualpredator:

gearholder:

we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco:

inspredwood:

communistbakery:

samael:

(via discordsparkle)

anonymoustypewriter:

You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much

(Source: brainbubblegum, via adurot)

I hate Discord (messaging app).

mens-rights-activia:

mens-rights-activia:

I have this theory that if you photoshop Sufjan Stevens into the cast of The Office, he wouldn’t look out of place at all 

The reponses on this post still kill me because either 

A.person hasn’t seen the office and therefore are unable to tell which one is sufjan stevens

B.person has seen the office but is still muddy on which one is sufjan 

or C. they all look so tragically photoshopped in this photo that any of them could be sufjan 

(via dreamofhircine)

Shout-out to all the plants out there for keeping it real.

I’m getting cold feet ′ 2′

I demand an honorary degree in plant studies because I study a lot and I’m a plant.

(Source: brovah, via conspicuouslad)

*hides*

butts

someponys-scribbles:

takashi0:

marches45:

critical-perspective:

smokeybissli:

every times i hear “cummies” which is quite often bc i have the worst mutuals ever i hear “commies” and idk which makes me angrier 

Cummunists.

This is going straight onto the top 10 all time worst tumble posts.

I’m dying.

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