Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

I've always wondered what you were going to do with the bibliologists.

Asked by Anonymous

I wanted to make it a “multiple points of view” type of thing. It’d poke fun at the ones who knock on your door and never leave until you are “saved by Jesus.” After failing to gain a following, they go for drastic measures, including following the Bible’s text very strictly (no mixed fabrics, no tattoos, no gay marriage, etc) and resorting to violent acts. Another side would focus on those who believe these people are fucking insane and want them gone. Another side would focus on converts and their false hope. Then we have those who don’t care and wants everyone to shut the fuck up.

It used to be a whole story. But, with all the crap happening with American politics, and the Muslim movie protests, it’d get old and repetitive. I might sneak some references every now and then.

Why should I satirize religion and the state of the GOP if they are already doing it themselves?!

I mean, really?!?! Rolling down windows on a plane?!?! And he wants to be president?!

I give up! Screw it! I’m not doing this anymore.

Gonna be closing this blog soon and starting something new. It has literally become impossible to go anywhere without being mistaken for being scootahipster when i was infact here first. Im sorry if you guys really liked this blog but I just really need to do something new. Trust me I really don’t want to do this but its looking like i have to.

*sad sigh*

Sorry to see everything go downhill. But I support your decision and wish you luck in wherever your new ideas take you.

(Source: jordan-the-griffin-blog)

It makes me feel fuzzy inside when I go to Derpibooru and see my stuff already uploaded. :)

Which one of you is it? I just need to know.

Protesters in Libya, furious at the attacks on the American embassy earlier this month, have taken over the headquarters occupied by the Islamist group tied to the attack. →

cnn.com

shortformblog:

I am sorry, America,” said one such protester. “This is the real Libya.” Early in the day yesterday, thousands of protesters gathered in Libyan streets to denounce the attacks and disown the sentiments of Ansar al-Sharia, the Islamist group suspected of carrying them out. Later in the night, an offshoot of several hundred protesters split off and stormed the Ansar al-Sharia headquarters. They torched a vehicle, but managed to assume control of the compound without firing any shots. Some of those involved claim to have freed 20 captives held inside.

(Source: shortformblog, via dreamofhircine)

:P you edit themes? Because I suck at web design and want a nicer looking page.

Asked by hipsterloo-deactivated20130109

Oh hell no!

This is my first time ever with really tampering with themes. (Other than the page navigation on the top of the page.)

And if you want help with the page, I can be of assistance. :P

(TEST. I think there’s a bug.)

Holy crap, HTML and CSS is tough to figure out.

I think I got the theme done, though. Let me know if you see any bugs.