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teenage-crusaders-answers:

That’s right, the blog has reached 300+ followers!!

Ask a thank you, I made this image for everypony ^-^ Try to find your character in all this mess full of ponies!!

Thankyou all once again, for following my blog, for saying such nice words about it and for all of your support! I’ll try my best for this blog to keep fun as the way you all must say so!

~Mod

Sweetie: Wow. Is that how I look like with my glasses on? -____-

Apple Bloom: It’s not that bad!

Scootaloo: Actually, it’s pretty bad.

Sweetie: Screw you!

((Mod: This is assuming that it’s us hanging on the sign. ^.^’ Still, this is super awesome! Keep it up!))

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So 4chan decided to spread the rumor that Ron Paul is dead.

They targeted this video.

Many people fell for it. Including this idiot over here.

I don’t know if I should laugh, or weep for our county. T_T

adurot:

post-crusade:

Sorry if I’m sounding like a jerk.

They are not drinking anything alcoholic. Unpasteurized juice can naturally ferment and gain a minuscule amount of alcohol (less than .1% volume). Which makes this whole thing redundant.

Seriously! The only real reason why someone would like a license to drink JUICE in a bar is because of the social atmosphere. Remember, there’s no Facebook in Equestria. The 13+ bar is a place a gathering and socializing IRL. And there won’t be any fights or sexual harassment because NO ONE IS DRINKING AND GETTING DRUNK.

To Apple Bloom, this place is a stress reliever. What with the Scootaloo situation, and experiencing her longtime friends slowly crack down. The poor girl need to relax! There’s another way of relieving stress, but that’s not relevant right now…

The point is that they’re drinking juice in the most convoluted fashion.

If all they’re doing is drinking juice then why all the convolutedness with licenses and guest vouchers and .01% alcohol and stuff? Why not just say they’re hanging out in a non alcoholic juice bar?

You’re talking to the same guy who completely rewrote Equestrian history just to make a blog more interesting. I have no logic or laws. I just come up with this bullshit and apply it.

Granted, this may be jumping the shark a bit. But it’s too late. The word of Mod has been written down for the people to indulge. :/

hi-scootaloo:

stupidfuckingbronies:

hi-scootaloo:

mmf! MMF! MMMMMM ;=;

NO.

What the fuck is even going on here? Is Scootaloo being turned into a Changling? God damn it, just stop. Changlings aren’t fucking grimdark.
What is that blue circle on the right? Is that supposed to be a hoof?
Wow. That’s. That’s sickening.
Don’t get me fucking started on Scootaloo’s hair. It looks like a toupee gone wrong.
Ugh.

That feeling when someone makes a criticism without reading the blog…

For everything else - The blue circle is supposed to be her clenched hoof in an “I’ll get you yet” fashion - sorry if it’s not very clear, and I’m sorry about her hair - I’m not that great an artist and this is what it looked like when I started it, people I talked to told me it was better to be consistent rather than accurate.

Thank you for the constructive criticisms in there. I’ll try to do better.

So I took a look that this blog. Turns out, it focuses on pony R34 and grimdark blogs. It’s against those two things. I personally don’t give a fuck.

They probably thought this post was grimdark. It really isn’t. Still isn’t an excuse for being assholes, even if it was a misunderstanding. If you really hate shit, why must you be so fucking vocal about it! What will it do, besides piss off people like me?

So, ignore them. Your blog is great and I love every post (including this one! XD).

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That’s me! Always making up ways for kids to bypass potentially criminal actions! :D

At least AB wants a simple cider instead of Pinchy’s 0.04% hard cider. Someone’s gotta be the designated driver responsible pony.

asksilverthehedgie replied to your post: Restricted Adulthood in PC

Where do they KEEP the ID?

The magical realm where all things are stored.

In Equestria, the legal age to drink alcohol is 18. However, restricted adults, or ponies ages 13 and up are allowed in special bars and are allowed to order drinks, but with very little or no alcohol. They must show their restricted ID to enter. 5 vouchers to bring non-adults in a bar are available to holders.

Being a restricted adult allows to you emancipate, run a business, earn disability payments from the government, and leave the province without parental consent. It does mean that you may be required to attend jury duty, pay taxes, and be tried as an adult in a court of law.

Also, your parents or legal guardian must agree to apply you for an ID.

Sweetie, Rumble, and Pinchy have the ID.

ask-frigiddrift:

Thanks so much for all of you staying with me! And a special thanks for the EQD feature, you guys really know how to treat a lady amirite? Big shout out to everyone who was such a great sport who was harassed during the making of this huge milestone and big hugs to all y’alls! And… wait, what’s that down there…  ((Fixed))

Bitch please. You don’t need Photoshop when you know a bit of HTML.

Sure!

My Skype name is “dtcx97” in case anyone wants to add me.

Pinchy’s design in Post Crusade. Since her and Dinky shared the same mane design (along with Tootsie Flute), I decided to mix it up a bit.

lord-tristan:

postcrusade liked your photo: colorgasmfreakbrony: wonder fillies by…

You’re going to come to my blog and like exactly one post each day and it’s going to drive me mad.

I’m going to go to your blog every night and like every post you made that day and it’s going to drive you even madder.

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I don’t even…

conspicuouslad:

post-crusade:

So I heard that it’s mod picture day, so I decided to join in on the fun.

That’s right, guys. Your mod is a fork.

This makes me want to spoon.

Don’t make me knife you.

Haters gonna hate?

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