Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

adurot: “ penroseparticle: “ Finally Indiana gets to be good at something ” How the hell I’d Made Rite the most iconic place of Iowa? I don’t know a single person who eats at one. ” Ditto for Blimpie in NJ. I’ve actually never even heard of that...

adurot:

penroseparticle:

Finally Indiana gets to be good at something

How the hell I’d Made Rite the most iconic place of Iowa? I don’t know a single person who eats at one.

Ditto for Blimpie in NJ. I’ve actually never even heard of that chain before now.

 Apparently they’re all over the Newark-Passaic-Bergen area where all the ~people~ are, so I guess that counts.

(Source: paxamericana)

For my avatar, I wanted to draw myself in ugly/suspiciously green colors, but it turned out to be too much. So I threw it through a filter and holy shit, it’s pretty close to my actual colors, albeit a little muted. But yeah, new icon.

For my avatar, I wanted to draw myself in ugly/suspiciously green colors, but it turned out to be too much. So I threw it through a filter and holy shit, it’s pretty close to my actual colors, albeit a little muted.

But yeah, new icon.

ambris:

stormingtheivory:

tracyalexander:

forgottentrenchcoats:

fluffbuttcas:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

brokenwingsandblackeyedthings:

starlordloki:

darning-socks:

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why is there an american flag just chillin on the wall there is that normal

Yes they are in every classroom in America

Is that sarcasm

no.

do…do other countries not put their flags in all their classrooms??

Why would we put up a flag in a classroom? Are people afraid the children would forget which country they are in?

My favorite thing about the multicultural nature of Tumblr is watching people from other countries learn that America is much, much worse than they ever dreamed.

I love everything about this post

(via conspicuouslad)

conspicuouslad: “ aspect-rei: “ trained-chimpanzee: “ biff-donderglutes: “ dongstomper: “ this is like something someone would make up to make fun of apple but its completely real ” what is it is… is it a diary? ” 100 blank pages formatting is a $20...

conspicuouslad:

aspect-rei:

trained-chimpanzee:

biff-donderglutes:

dongstomper:

this is like something someone would make up to make fun of apple but its completely real

what is it

is… is it a diary?

100 blank pages

formatting is a $20 optional extra

Does it also come in Black?

$200 for 100 blank pages?
I refuse to believe that this is real, that the marketing staff of a multi-million (possibly billion) dollar corporation said “Yep, this is a good idea”

The pages aren’t blank, but rather filled with pictures of various Apple products.

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And that’s not a joke.

theauthorman:

post-cactus:

People seem to think that plants love puns or memes or stuff like that.

“Wow you’re being quite a prick right hahahaha prick it’s because you’re a cactus.”

lol yeah I’ve never heard that one befor- stfu

Us producers deserve better than this unethical treatment from the consuming heathens. The silent majority will not stand for our memification and the lies of false plants abroad!

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>:C

(via its-am-chan)

People seem to think that plants love puns or memes or stuff like that.

“Wow you’re being quite a prick right hahahaha prick it’s because you’re a cactus.”

lol yeah I’ve never heard that one befor- stfu

Us producers deserve better than this unethical treatment from the consuming heathens. The silent majority will not stand for our memification and the lies of false plants abroad!