Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus
Okay so @q2qcomics and I are currently apartment hunting for the fall and I just stumbled upon the weirdest apartment ever.
Like at first, wow this looks nice:
How can it be only $650/mo?? Something’s gotta be wrong with it.
… And then you find the floorplan:
Like… WTF is this place? And you realize it’s on bottom of three “apartment units” (Clearly this was meant to be one big place).
This is your enterance:
Have fun living in the maintenance hallway under the rich folks.
It comes with such stunning features as:
Creepy ass long murder hallways.
A room with many doors (all closets).
A bathroom that’s clearly just meant for storage.
And whatever this thing is in your kitchen.
I hope you like wine, A LOT.
this. this is a video game apartment. be wary of lurking assassins. any stray chests probably contain loose gold or weapons
honestly I’d totally live in this amateur counter strike mapper’s first map
I don’t give a shit that the bathroom is in another timezone its cheaper than anything around here
This is literally the first level of Hitman 2
What the fuck
what does it all mean
Providing this complex pre-dates Hitman 2 I like to think the devs had been there and it pissed them off so much they loosely based a mob bosses compound on it.
ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues
If I was scrolling faster I would’ve entirely blown this off as an aesthetic post and moved on
