Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

foxsgallery:

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backstageleft:

Okay so @q2qcomics and I are currently apartment hunting for the fall and I just stumbled upon the weirdest apartment ever. 

Like at first, wow this looks nice:

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How can it be only $650/mo?? Something’s gotta be wrong with it.

… And then you find the floorplan:

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Like… WTF is this place? And you realize it’s on bottom of three “apartment units” (Clearly this was meant to be one big place). 

This is your enterance:

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Have fun living in the maintenance hallway under the rich folks. 

It comes with such stunning features as:

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Creepy ass long murder hallways.

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A room with many doors (all closets).

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A bathroom that’s clearly just meant for storage.

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And whatever this thing is in your kitchen.

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I hope you like wine, A LOT.

this. this is a video game apartment. be wary of lurking assassins. any stray chests probably contain loose gold or weapons

honestly I’d totally live in this amateur counter strike mapper’s first map

I don’t give a shit that the bathroom is in another timezone its cheaper than anything around here

This is literally the first level of Hitman 2

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What the fuck

what does it all mean

Providing this complex pre-dates Hitman 2 I like to think the devs had been there and it pissed them off so much they loosely based a mob bosses compound on it.

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fisherpon:

Wouldn’t the history of radishes be more of a genetics class…?

Probably not if you’re a magical earth pony with magical agricultural skills.

“Billy Boy here just invented a new radish! Tastier than ever!”

surreal–memes:

kirbymongerr:

remembertodrinklotsofwater:

ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues

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If I was scrolling faster I would’ve entirely blown this off as an aesthetic post and moved on

WHAT HAVE YOU D O N E

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