Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus
I was out in my back yard this weekend, just doing some yard work when something suddenly caught my eye.
Wait. Is that…?
Yes. Yes it is. So I just had to dig it up.
Wow, this pony’s looking rough. How long has it been here?
I’ve heard of earth ponies, but this is ridiculous! But can we clean her off enough to determine who this mare is?
So, strangely, most of her body seems to be encased in duct tape? Was there a line of toys like that, or was she shielding herself before trying to burrow to the center of Equestria?
Oh. It’s Applejack. That was honestly my first guess.
Suitemate offered me lasagna from his business school meeting. I thought it was just leftovers and he was offering a piece. But no, it’s a whole lasagna.