Post Cactus

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
conspicuouslad
darning-socks

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starlordloki

why is there an american flag just chillin on the wall there is that normal

brokenwingsandblackeyedthings

Yes they are in every classroom in America

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex

Is that sarcasm

fluffbuttcas

no.

forgottentrenchcoats

do…do other countries not put their flags in all their classrooms??

tracyalexander

Why would we put up a flag in a classroom? Are people afraid the children would forget which country they are in?

stormingtheivory

My favorite thing about the multicultural nature of Tumblr is watching people from other countries learn that America is much, much worse than they ever dreamed.

ambris

I love everything about this post

Source: darning-socks
reblog i need a tag for american stuff broken pen
conspicuouslad
conspicuouslad:
“ aspect-rei:
“ trained-chimpanzee:
“ biff-donderglutes:
“ dongstomper:
“ this is like something someone would make up to make fun of apple but its completely real
”
what is it
is… is it a diary?
”
100 blank pages
formatting is a $20...
dongstomper

this is like something someone would make up to make fun of apple but its completely real

biff-donderglutes

what is it

is… is it a diary?

trained-chimpanzee

100 blank pages

formatting is a $20 optional extra

aspect-rei

Does it also come in Black?

conspicuouslad

$200 for 100 blank pages?
I refuse to believe that this is real, that the marketing staff of a multi-million (possibly billion) dollar corporation said “Yep, this is a good idea”

post-cactus

The pages aren’t blank, but rather filled with pictures of various Apple products.

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And that’s not a joke.

reblog technology
its-am-chan
post-cactus

People seem to think that plants love puns or memes or stuff like that.

“Wow you’re being quite a prick right hahahaha prick it’s because you’re a cactus.”

lol yeah I’ve never heard that one befor- stfu

Us producers deserve better than this unethical treatment from the consuming heathens. The silent majority will not stand for our memification and the lies of false plants abroad!

theauthorman

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post-cactus

>:C

reblog >:C

People seem to think that plants love puns or memes or stuff like that.

“Wow you’re being quite a prick right hahahaha prick it’s because you’re a cactus.”

lol yeah I’ve never heard that one befor- stfu

Us producers deserve better than this unethical treatment from the consuming heathens. The silent majority will not stand for our memification and the lies of false plants abroad!

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piratedashmod replied to your postApparently, ShutterflyEQD thinks I’m an asshole….

What did you do?

I don’t know!

I got a message a week ago from a random asking for a free birthday request (lol) that I never properly got back to. I should’ve, I’ll be honest about that.

And just now, I got a second one where the random calls me out for ignoring them and the casually mentions that one ShutterflyEQD was right about me being an asshole.

I’ve heard of them, but I’m fairly certain that I’ve never interacted with them in my entire life. So I dunno  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

EDIT: Okay, the random was talking shit. Ignore this.

piratedashmod reply

The Tumblr app should really fix the way they handle attempting to post something with a bad internet connection.

All it tells you is that they’ll “try again later” and give you no control over that. Either it’ll post like it just did, or it’ll be sent to the void or it’ll be queued for some time in the future way after you forget about it.

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