Post Cactus

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Man, sometimes you really underestimate how important a smartphone becomes to your life.

No quick access to weather when you wake up, no checking on bus schedules, no walking music, no mobile skype/discord/groupme chatting, etc.

And no camera scanner app to fetch a nice pic of this map in my meteorology textbook so I could do my homework due this afternoon. It’s the little things 8T

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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

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I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

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Why I hate coconuts

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We were playing Dungeons and Dragons and coming up to the big finale boss fight. House rules are that three 20s = instant kill.

The party decided to allow their pet sentient cactus to fight along with them after teaching it how to throw and retrieve a coconut. I went along with it for the laughs, treating it as an improvised weapon with pretty large negatives on dice rolls.

The very first round of the fight went to the cactus. The cleric instructed Needles the Cactus to throw his coconut at the boss.

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MFW 20 20

MFW 20 20 20

MFW my uberboss was one-shotted with a coconut

MFW I had to think of how a coconut, thrown by a two-foot tall walking cactus, had managed to slay a black dragon.

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@post-cactus

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@chaotic-conundrums because he’s a DM

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So half of the classes I have to take next semester have all of their sections filled up and in waitlist mode.

I have 4 days left until I register.

I’m so fucked, it’s not even funny ;2;

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UPDATE

Okay so the university has a lot of crosslisted courses, meaning that they span departments by name, but are really just the same course with the same material, and meeting room/time.

For example: The class about Elementary Probability is designated as STAT 318, and MATH 318.There’s only section available for next semester, with a total capacity of 50 enrolled and 35 waitlisted.

Now get this.

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The scheduling database has them listed separately with a footnote stating that the two are combined. The STAT entry is filled closed, but the MATH entry is still open with 6 seats still up for grabs.

IT’S THE SAME CLASS. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT.

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