Cactus Codex

miss-devonaire:

whitmerule:
poetry-protest-pornography:
arrghigiveup:
The comments and responses on this post are amazing
I’m c r y i n g
Oh my godddd
the rock would eat this candy with gusto
They sold and shipped a bunch if them for Mothers day, last weekend. They shipped the rock candy separately to be assembled by the customer. They came in three colors:
Labia Pink, Blue Waffle, and Vagenta
That’s how you take an accidental viral post and capitalize on it!!

(via conspicuouslad)

(Source: badsciencejokes, via sonnivate)

broitsablog:

havanapitbull:
screenshots dont do this justice
*inhuman clicking*

(Source: glorywholhero32, via nittany-tiger)

lockrum:

i actually just overheard this in a cafe on campus…
“so my mom is from south america so she has this idea in her head that like communism is terrible, and i’m like yeah mom, that was like 40 years ago”
bruh oh my god… did you…. oh my god

Now That’s What I Call Sendero Luminoso.

(via mr-rottson)

toughlovemuse:

kinkstertime:
srahpls:
nudityandnerdery:
johnkatier:
dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it
I’d just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks, Jod, I’ll keep that in mind.”
#THIS IS THE HILL I WILL DIE ON (x)
I WILL FACE JOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
I am CRYING.

(Source: twinsky, via adurot)

reblog
jod

Get planted on

mod mod mod

Ever just see these words that are used all the time online but you never hear them being spoken out loud in real life and you just think “how the fuck do I pronounce this???”

also, hi, school’s out