Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

I am being struck with so many problems and concerns with my employment status and I haven’t even started working yet.

autumnbramble:

postcrusade-mod:

autumnbramble:

postcrusade-mod:

Fight the herbivarchy, they want to eat me. :c

i mean, do you KNOW how many plants reproduce by relying on herbivores eating their fruit

Look. Maybe I don’t want to expose my children to vore before they’re saplings, okay :c

maybe don’t evolve specifically to reproduce through vore wow

severe victim blaming going on here wow

hallmarks of the herbivarchal society I must face every day

(Source: post-cactus)