Discord custom emojis ruined how I communicate online because I can’t use pensive clown or sad crying cat or a distorted thinking face anywhere else without it being a giant reaction image. I want to spam pensive clowns in a single line of text whenever I act like a fool (which is all the time)!!!
I remember when I was teaching English to elementary students in China and I was explaining that read (I read it) and read (please read this) are pronounced differently and my best student, silently, stood up, pushed his chair in, and walked out of the class
Where There’s Tumblr…….
I think the real beauty of this is that someone managed to take my video and chop transform it into modern Tumblr non sequitur nonsense humor, making it MORE relevant.
Nice.
i think the real beauty of this is that just now i clasped my balls together in such a way that made them slip past each other in my scrotum creating a formation that i like to call “the testicular charleston”
exchanging headcanons and AUs with friends like
Alternatively:
ok but what about:
It’s the principle of sh1t. If you don’t want me doing it to you, don’t do it to me.
TIK-TOKKER DETECTED
tumblr users with the new blaze feature
ALT
This was already funny, but then catholicblr decided to use blaze to proselytize and now it's hysterical
Counter Reformation Time
Ay, there’s the weird anon who sent me an ask I can’t publish and tempting me to vaguepost about it.
It’s like I’m back in 2016.