Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

porrimicide:

tukut:

college tips 

- do  not  take  8 am classes

- dont take 3 hr classes that only meet once a week

- sleep 

- when u write an essay pick out the quotes/examples u want and write the essay around it

- email ur teachers and meet with ur advisors regularly

- quizlet

- TRIPLE CHECK YOUR ALARMS 

- bring tupperware to the dining hall to smuggle out extra food

- dont wear your lanyard around your neck

- try to group your classes together in back-to-back time blocks. you wont want to go back to class once you get home

- STAY ON TOP OF YOUR HOMEWORK EVEN IF THERE ARE OPEN DUE DATES

- when walking on the sidewalk keep all the way to the right especially if your pace is slow

- yes, sometimes we can hear the music through your earbuds. we really don’t care or mind

- try not to eat a whole bunch after 10PM, especially fatty foods like pizza or lots of pop. you’ll get stomach aches in the morning

- nerd clubs are 100% okay and there are tons of students who share your interests with you, you just have to look

- take out the fucking trash

> do not take 8 am classes

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This is usually the point where I preview the next PC update, but this time I’m gonna hold out on it because this one’s special.

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postcrusade-mod:

A PSA for those who want Tumblr to add a more restrictive blocking feature that prevents users from even viewing their blogs.

See, that’s not viable because there would have to be a a way to discern the blocked user from the thousands of people who view your PUBLIC blog. Sure, an IP ban can work, but that’s easily bypassed by using another device or using a proxy.

I mean, you could accept that yourblog.tumblr.com is on the public web that can be accessed by anyone regardless of your beliefs, but that’s too hard.

What Tumblr can do is make a visibility setting between public and private blogs. A login-only blog. People signed out of Tumblr are confronted with a log-in page and must sign in to see the page. If the user is on a blocked list or has no account, then the page won’t load and boom, you’re happy.

Of course, this can be worked around by making an account, and it makes your blog harder for other people to discover. But hey, that’s the idea.

Tumblr, hire me.

Welp.

Or make a switch that literally hides your blog from the entire web. That also works.  ’ 2’

(Source: post-cactus)

Fruit

  • social justice venison that hasn't seen the new episode: but you have spikes so you're not a good plant for eating
  • Cactus Codex: camels... :c
  • Cactus Codex: you can eat my fruit too...
  • Cactus Codex: please don't though
  • Cactus Codex: #prolife
  • social justice venison that hasn't seen the new episode: oh my god
  • social justice venison that hasn't seen the new episode: look
  • social justice venison that hasn't seen the new episode: now you've made it super creepy
  • Cactus Codex: o 2o
  • Cactus Codex: mission accomplished