Pinkie: Why are pineapples square?
Asked by demotivatedpinkiepieThe same reason why oranges are pentagons, I suppose.

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The same reason why oranges are pentagons, I suppose.

Wow I haven’t posted in forever.
No, I’m not dead. I’ve just been busy with college starting up and all. I should get back to drawing once I get my schedule all figured out.
*boops everyone*
Made an official Rainbow Tales Wallpaper. All hail the glass of water.
The next step is Rainbow Tales Music!
At least 50 swings a day or more *swish swish*
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Woooo college.
In which I reuse a gag that I haven’t used in forever so no one remembers it! 8U
Random question. If birds spoke any real human language, what would it be?
#justnonconfrontationalthings:
- when they get your order wrong somewhere but you’re so overly sympathetic to the plight of food service work you take the coffee that you did not want and thank them bc the thought of making someone’s job difficult will make you lose sleep
- being with someone who does make note of when things aren’t to their liking (getting seated at a table in a restaurant they don’t want & requesting to move) and getting panicky as fuck that the wait staff thinks you’re the biggest inconvenience in the world and hate u/ spending all meal being embarrassed on behalf of the person making the imposition
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It’s near impossible to tell my parents that maybe, just maybe, I might be depressed and should seek help.
Mostly because they don’t believe in depression. They think that people could will it away and they’re unwilling to pay for a therapist for whatever reason.
Telling them would just make everything worse and I think I’ll just have to wait it out until I move away.
Pray for Arizona
this is how you deal with on-air mishaps
Finally were free’d from that hell hole.
oh my god lmao this is too good
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via adurot)
What’s this? Another PC update in progress? In the same month?
precise dwarf bravery sounds like an awesome album title
hamburger friend makes perfect sense
I want Precise Dwarf Bravery
(Source: jessehimself, via its-am-chan)
new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police
I don’t understand this aesthetic.
neither do the police
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Horse children are high maintenance.