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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
discordsparkle
tooquirkytolose

Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business

thedepressionoftrees

Or just mock the edition. That usually works

mitzo

oR jUsT mOcK tHE eDiTiON. tHaT uSuAlLy WoRkS

thedepressionoftrees

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discordsparkle
for-your-modesty-dude

to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game

feyariel

Me, so I can view the original meme:

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thetum-blrdictionary-deactivated

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bonus:

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for-your-modesty-dude

People keep tagging this as educational and I don't know what to do or think about that.

thescaredfluid

Glossary of Terms

dovewithscales

I don’t know if I should be amused or distressed by the realization that someday this post will probably be useful to linguists.

adurot
clinical-manners

*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science

theunfairfolk

*the orange grows legs and skitters away*

clinical-manners

Fascinating results *places a banana in the same spot*

kingscrown666

*clawed hand reaches out of the ether and drags it into the ring, leaving ragged claw marks in the soil as it disappears, back into the ether from whence it came*

numberlover1729

“let’s go to the extreme.” *places a pineapple in the same spot*

trashmonkey-mcgee

Real scientists would keep putting an orange in the same spot to make sure the results are consistent before moving on to other fruits or different spots.

clinical-manners

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The only valid response to this post.

adurot

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discordsparkle
turing-tested

i hate no pulp orange juice like sorry my bad if I wanted to drink gatorade i would just do that

turing-tested

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do you think that bread is the pulp of water...?

weirdgirlwambsgans

would you drink water with seeds and grasses in it

turing-tested

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what is wrong with you people. do any of you know what water is

turing-tested

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are you guys fucking okay? whats going on here

razomyure

#the pulp of water is an ill-conceived crossover project between guillermo del toro and quentin tarantino