Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

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I am thankful for

Family. Shit, that was best Thanksgiving dinner conversation I’ve been through so that’s good. Parents may be a bit loony, but I love them anyway and I’m thankful for them. Brother, too. 

Friends. I will never be able to emphasize this hard enough. All the amazing people I’ve met and befriended over the years, thank you. Thank you so much for putting up with me and for being the best friends I’ve ever had.

Tumblr? A select few of Tumblr? No doubt that this site has brought challenges, but I am honestly, bottom-of-my-heart, thankful for all of my followers and/or readers for simply enjoying or being a fan of the stuff I write and draw. It has really helped to define my place and give me the chance to make at least some people happy.

So yeah, that’s my 3 cents.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! 

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this is

the cutest thing ever

it would be cuter if i could pronounce it

where are the vowels

what do the welsh do with vowels? D:

They gave them to Hawaii.

Alright you wanna know what?

Welsh language is RIDICULOUS

We don’t even have the fucking letter X. Half our words are just the english word misspelled.

Taxi? No no you mean tacsi.

Ambulance? Wrong it’s ambiwlans.

The other half of our words are just ridiculous.

Computer is fucking cyfriddiadur. Try and fucking say that i dare you and i promise you’ll say it wrong because Welsh is fucking ridiculous.

You know the letter d? Yeah we have that. But we also have the letter dd.

D AND DD ARE TWO SEPARATE LETTERS WHAT THE FUCK

AND FUCKING NUMBERS OH MY GOD

1 is un

2 is dau

3 is fucking tri what are we irish?

4 is pedwar

5 is pump. Pronounced pimp ffs

6 is fucking chwech what the fuck

7 is saith

8 is wyth what the fuck

9 is naw

10 is deg

WANN KNOW WHAT 11 IS?

FUCKING UN DEG UN

IT FUCKING TRANSLATES TO ONE TEN ONE

20 IS DAU DEG WHICH IS TWO TEN

21 IS DAU DEG UN WHICH IS TWO TEN ONE

And fucking colours man

fucking colours

Pink is just pinc

WHITE IS FUCKING BLANC

DONT FUCKING TRUST THE WELSH WE’LL CONFUSE YOU WITH OUR LANGUAGE AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE YOURE DISTRACTED

AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE YOU’RE DISTRACTED.

i still would like to know how thats pronounced

It’s pronounced as /kʊtʃ/. Or “cutch” with the “u” sounding like it is in “put.”

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Christ no

no no no no

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