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wheatley-spooks:

I’m going to be the driver that will gladly run over people who disobey pedestrian street laws

there are these 2 kids that I see sometimes on my way to school who literally walk out in front of oncoming traffic

AND PEOPLE STOP FOR THEM

IT’S LIKE “UM NO THEY’RE BEING RETARDED LITTLE SHITS PLEASE KILL THEM BECAUSE THEY OBVIOUSLY DON’T CARE ABOUT LIFE THAT MUCH IF THEY JUST WALK OUT IN FRONT OF SPEEDING CARS LIKE THAT”

I want a car that hops.

So when some shitfuck turns in on US-1 without checking and I have to slam my brakes so I don’t rear end him, I’ll just hop right over them like FUCK YOU.

(Source: wheatley-blogs)

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    for the record, please do not run over pedestrians even if they are clearly at fault, you can and will be charged with...
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    I want a car that hops. So when some shitfuck turns in on US-1 without checking and I have to slam my brakes so I don’t...
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