Ah, the Sayreville hazing incidents. A bunch of varsity football players pin down freshmen and grope them and shove their fingers up their asses and the town’s response to them being charged with sexual assault and their season’s cancellation is, “It’s not a big deal!” and, “Stupid snitches go fuck yourselves!” and most importantly, “BUT MUH FOOTBALL!!!”

Any community that puts a fucking sport higher up than the welfare of people deserves a heavy mallet to the head.