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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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“ digieggofbooty:
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“ fabledquill:
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the cutest thing ever
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it would be cuter if i could pronounce it
where are the vowels
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what do the welsh do with vowels?...
fabledquill

this is

the cutest thing ever

bro-bots

it would be cuter if i could pronounce it

where are the vowels

daunt

what do the welsh do with vowels? D:

cowgirltits

They gave them to Hawaii.

digieggofbooty

Alright you wanna know what?

Welsh language is RIDICULOUS

We don’t even have the fucking letter X. Half our words are just the english word misspelled.

Taxi? No no you mean tacsi.

Ambulance? Wrong it’s ambiwlans.

The other half of our words are just ridiculous.

Computer is fucking cyfriddiadur. Try and fucking say that i dare you and i promise you’ll say it wrong because Welsh is fucking ridiculous.

You know the letter d? Yeah we have that. But we also have the letter dd.

D AND DD ARE TWO SEPARATE LETTERS WHAT THE FUCK

AND FUCKING NUMBERS OH MY GOD

1 is un

2 is dau

3 is fucking tri what are we irish?

4 is pedwar

5 is pump. Pronounced pimp ffs

6 is fucking chwech what the fuck

7 is saith

8 is wyth what the fuck

9 is naw

10 is deg

WANN KNOW WHAT 11 IS?

FUCKING UN DEG UN

IT FUCKING TRANSLATES TO ONE TEN ONE

20 IS DAU DEG WHICH IS TWO TEN

21 IS DAU DEG UN WHICH IS TWO TEN ONE

And fucking colours man

fucking colours

Pink is just pinc

WHITE IS FUCKING BLANC

DONT FUCKING TRUST THE WELSH WE’LL CONFUSE YOU WITH OUR LANGUAGE AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE YOURE DISTRACTED

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AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE YOU’RE DISTRACTED.

capslockapocalypse

i still would like to know how thats pronounced

post-cactus

It’s pronounced as /kʊtʃ/. Or “cutch” with the “u” sounding like it is in “put.”