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They're just missing out on the fun. I'm more partial to college football though, my chokies, erm, Hokies know how to make heart attack games

Asked by Anonymous

piratedashmod:

No no no no, you don’t know suffering until you’ve been a lifelong Illini football fan.

The program’s a joke across the country.  You get that one season where it all seemingly comes together every 6-10 years, then get curb stomped in a BCS bowl.  Then go back to 3-9 seasons on average.

No one can ever accuse me of blind love or cult-like behavior towards my teams.  Because I know they’re flawed.

Normally, I’d tease you for the sports and all but then I realize that I and my family are Peruvian soccer fans and our national team hasn’t won a single major tournament since 1982 and has also failed to qualify for the World Cup since then and oh god why ;n;

  1. piratedashmod reblogged this from post-cactus and added:
    Suffering is a requirement for being a sports fan. Bandwagoners who hop to the hottest team after not knowing they exist...
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