conspicuouslad:

lizzymodblog:

I don’t like watching football. It’s long, monotonous, and generally leads to more arguments and vandalism than actual enjoyment.

I enjoy playing the sport, I just don’t enjoy watching other people play it.

I also don’t like watching american football, lest any americans following me get confused.

I never understood the mass appeal of “watching other people play a game” just because they’re good at it.
It’s more fun to actually play.

I like watching sports with other people who are diehard fans. Because watching any game in a living room by yourself is boring, no shit. But going to a viewing party or going to the actual game in a stadium makes the whole experience much more, uh, entertaining.