Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus
My job in a nutshell
Child 1: Can you grade this now? I have to go.
Me: Mmk.
Child 2: *two seconds later* Can you grade this now? I have to go.
Me: Later.
Child 2: Okay.
Child 1: Are you done yet?
Me: Not yet; it's literally only been 15 seconds.
Child 2: Are you grading mine yet?
Me: No.
Child 2: Why nooooot?
Me: Because I'm grading his.
Child 2: But I need to gooooooooo
Child 1: Are you done yet?
Me: I have 2 more pages left just sit down please
Child 3: Can you grade this now? I have to go.
Me: Bleehhh.
Child 4: Hi I've been gone for two weeks; here's my homework that I didn't grade at home please grade it all here right now pleeeeeese