Child 1 Can you grade this now? I have to go.

Me Mmk.

Child 2 *two seconds later* Can you grade this now? I have to go.

Me Later.

Child 2 Okay.

Child 1 Are you done yet?

Me Not yet; it's literally only been 15 seconds.

Child 2 Are you grading mine yet?

Me No.

Child 2 Why nooooot?

Me Because I'm grading his.

Child 2 But I need to gooooooooo

Child 1 Are you done yet?

Me I have 2 more pages left just sit down please

Child 3 Can you grade this now? I have to go.

Me Bleehhh.

Child 4 Hi I've been gone for two weeks; here's my homework that I didn't grade at home please grade it all here right now pleeeeeese

Me BLEEEEEEEEEHHH.