Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

Random question. If birds spoke any real human language, what would it be?

  1. skittle141 answered: English, but with an Italian-ish accent.
  2. mallac721 answered: Depends on the country, the flock of birds, their proximity to other humans, how far they travel, what the language drift was like, the life span of the birds in question, and their grasp of vernacular. Unless the joke you’re looking for is “Chicken”
  3. looksomeonefinally answered: japanese. birds are fucking nerd weeaboos
  4. president-putin said: Russian, everything should speak Russian
  5. asymmetricsolutions answered: Italian
  6. npcuser answered: Italian
  7. piratedashmod said: Probably chirp at you in French.
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