Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

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pig-demon:

[SCREAMS IN SPANISH]

I present Undernovela the AU where everyone is very dramatic, speak español, zoom ins and on screen transitions happen out of nowhere, and anyone can just suddenly die of a heart attack. also everyone’s attractive. even the stereotypical comic relief skeleton.

y’all think this is a joke, but i actually have so much of it thought out. :y
19 years of watching shit novelas with my grandma does things to you. also click more cut if you want the translation??? lmao

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@gearholder It’s just like one of your Mexican soap operas!

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