Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

merylstreeptease:

stalkingyermom:

obeselatina:

fucking hell

Kidnapper: I have your son.
Mother: [talking loudly] Let me talk to him please.
Kidnapper: [holds the phone]
Mother: [Shouting] TE DIJE QUE LAVARAS LOS PLATOS, ES UN COCHINERO. (I told you to do the dishes, this is a mess!)

los trastes!!

(via iazurine)

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