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Do Dutch people really exist?

How do I know that they’re not just Germans who became mermaids and then later came back to land after the fish wars or something?

  1. askyourgunrunner said: the netherlands are the bielefeld of germany.
  2. adurot reblogged this from post-cactus and added:
    That would certainly explain a lot…
  3. autumnbramble said: from first hoof experience i can tell you the dutch are weird in a way that is similar but not identical to how germans are weird, and they therefore deserve different taxonomical categories
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