[hi-scootaloo]

How did I get my cutie mark? Will I ever be able to fly? Am I ever going to find my special somepony? What happens to Crusaders when we all get our cutie marks? What’s the answers on next weeks test? What are the answers to our final exam? Are Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom going to be in my classes next year? What about the year after? Am I ever going to get those flying lessons from Dash? What will Dash and me be after all that time? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!!! ;;;A;;;

[post-cactus]

Scoot: Well, my present could be very different from you future. But what the hay? I’ll answer them!

1. You broke a land speed record, but that’s just one part of it.
2. Not really. I’m crippled and can’t fly for very long. :’(
3. YES!!!!! Uh… I mean… it’s possible.
4. For your sake, I’m not answering that.
5. Which one, the math test or that science pop quiz?
6. Yes.
7. No.
8. Nope. She left for the Wonderbolts before she had the chance. You taught yourself.
9. Again, you probably don’t want the answer to that.

Sorry, that’s the best I can do. Now if you excuse me, I’m supposed to be in surgery.