Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

mini-scootaloo:

askenderkid:

ask-the-mobs:

emmathesnowgolem:

askendershade:

askbodacea:

ask-chris-and-sparks:

askaubreeorgabby:

kittenlover963:

py-bun:

slenderman-is-watching-you:

asktesseract:

ask-thepastaguy:

ask-devil-america:

ask-vanya:

ask2p-hungary:

ask-deaf-america:

((…Avery, put that down! Wait no, no! Put down that knife! Where did you get that anyway?! GODDAMMIT PUT IT DOWN I DON’T HEAL LIKE NATIONS!!))

((I’d be fucked. He’s stronger than me. It’s good that he’s not trying to…. Right?))

….Sure.

((QAQ!!))

((OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT LSJFLKASJDFASDJFKLDSJALKGJKFLGJHAFDGKLJDLHGJKLDNFJKLRSCXV,MNGKERHSDJGOHSGDAHGOLKJSDGLJASLKGJASDGJLKSDAJFLKASDJAJSJLKJFLKSADJFLKASDFDSAKJLSDFJASDJKLAFSDJKLDSAF

WHO IN GODS NAME GAVE HUNGARY A FUCKING SWORD!?!?!? OH RIGHT ME. ALKJFLASJDGLKJASDJGSA AHHHHH!))

((…oh. This is… really bad :|a Really, really bad.))

((nopenopenopenopenopenope Alfie, I still love you, u love me? Oh hey look a hitler’s mustache ahaha *nervouslaughs*))

[Not very, considering Feli is scared of killing people. Even if he was trying to kill me, I don’t think he’d succeed. :I]

((-instant death- FUCKING COSMIC POWERS.))

((slendy and his son…hey guys,if i dont come online by twelve in the morning call chuck norris please))

HOWLY SHAT. I’M GUNNA BE BARBECUED

(My first thought of character is Kitten, so I’ll use her~)

((A: Kitten… Kitten… W-What are you doing?))

[Kitten]: You really shouldn’t have of made me corrupted..

((A: Now Kitten, you don’t have to do this, you know… We can work this out, okay?))

[Kitten]: Oh, I think it’s too late for that…

((A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-))

(Yup, I’d say I’m screwed… \: )

((well, if it was only aubree i’d be fine hAHA

but now that there’s gabby„,

oh damn„,

image))

Artist: I think I’d be evenly matched against Chris… WAIT, THERE’S STILL SPARKS. 

Sparks: *offensive mode activate*

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Artist: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, NOPE! Alt + F4!

[If Bo waas trying to kill me, I’d be dead.

If Xander was trying ti kill me, I’d be in the Nether. being eaten alive by a Ghast.  While being smashed in the face with a brroken glass bottle.

Theoretically speaking.]

Zack: Um…. Shade…. im dead… Renard…. deader than dead…. Daemos…. dead dead…..Nova…. not so much…. Roxie….. dead….. carri.. fuuuuuu- dead x.x

[T.A]- Emma…meh not that bad but Ethen ….NOPE

((Every minecraft mob… well I’m dead)) 

((Enderkid. Stop. You aren’t scary at all. Don’t try to bite my arm. Srsly. just stop. No.))

(( ponies that are only a few INCHES tall. I win, I think i’ll keep ‘em as a pet~!))

Well, fuck. I’m dead.

Sweetie Belle would tie me up and light me on fire. Scootaloo would straight up murder me. Rumble would zap me until I turn into a McDonald’s meal. Apple Bloom would lock me in a cellar for days without food and water. I think I’d win against Dinky if I showed her a cucumber muffin.

But still. A hungry crispy critter stuck between two buns. Help me.

(via starvingdream)

  1. askthelegendsofstorie reblogged this from askenderkid-blog and added:
    Tochuka: “Please stop it.” “Ok, I’m not even sure why I was trying to kill you.” Aren: Nope. Zavier: Double nope. Creia:...
  2. darwinawardnominee reblogged this from askmercer-blog-blog and added:
    Wonder what character cointrick’s blog is based on…
  3. oneinsanecat reblogged this from deamonassassin and added:
    *sees the sadistic Cheshire Cat with way too many abilities and tricks* “Welp. Goodbye world.”
  4. angel-of-mars reblogged this from deamonassassin and added:
    {i’m already dead}
  5. deamonassassin reblogged this from theplaguedwolverine and added:
    *Looks over at the three assassins next to her* “…Well shit.”
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  7. theplaguedwolverine reblogged this from egyptiandeathgod and added:
    Looks at both blogs Theplaguedwolverine Theplaguedshape “I am so fucked.”
  8. egyptiandeathgod reblogged this from askmercer-blog-blog and added:
    ((two people trying to kill anubis mun. One can make your flesh rot just by touching you. Thats gonna be painful. —axel...
  9. troylertopsduh reblogged this from htmllost and added:
    Troyler and Phan its simple enough..
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