ask-deaf-america

((…Avery, put that down! Wait no, no! Put down that knife! Where did you get that anyway?! GODDAMMIT PUT IT DOWN I DON’T HEAL LIKE NATIONS!!))

((I’d be fucked. He’s stronger than me. It’s good that he’s not trying to…. Right?))

….Sure.

((QAQ!!))

ask2p-hungary

((OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT LSJFLKASJDFASDJFKLDSJALKGJKFLGJHAFDGKLJDLHGJKLDNFJKLRSCXV,MNGKERHSDJGOHSGDAHGOLKJSDGLJASLKGJASDGJLKSDAJFLKASDJAJSJLKJFLKSADJFLKASDFDSAKJLSDFJASDJKLAFSDJKLDSAF

WHO IN GODS NAME GAVE HUNGARY A FUCKING SWORD!?!?!? OH RIGHT ME. ALKJFLASJDGLKJASDJGSA AHHHHH!))

ask-vanya

((…oh. This is… really bad :|a Really, really bad.))

ask-devil-america

((nopenopenopenopenopenope Alfie, I still love you, u love me? Oh hey look a hitler’s mustache ahaha *nervouslaughs*))

ask-thepastaguy

[Not very, considering Feli is scared of killing people. Even if he was trying to kill me, I don’t think he’d succeed. :I]

asktesseract

((-instant death- FUCKING COSMIC POWERS.))

slenderman-is-watching-you

((slendy and his son…hey guys,if i dont come online by twelve in the morning call chuck norris please))

py-bun

HOWLY SHAT. I’M GUNNA BE BARBECUED

kittenlover963

(My first thought of character is Kitten, so I’ll use her~)

((A: Kitten… Kitten… W-What are you doing?))

[Kitten]: You really shouldn’t have of made me corrupted..

((A: Now Kitten, you don’t have to do this, you know… We can work this out, okay?))

[Kitten]: Oh, I think it’s too late for that…

((A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-))

(Yup, I’d say I’m screwed… \: )

askaubreeorgabby

((well, if it was only aubree i’d be fine hAHA

but now that there’s gabby„,

oh damn„,

))

ask-chris-and-sparks

Artist: I think I’d be evenly matched against Chris… WAIT, THERE’S STILL SPARKS. 

Sparks: *offensive mode activate*

Artist: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, NOPE! Alt + F4!

askbodacea

[If Bo waas trying to kill me, I’d be dead.

If Xander was trying ti kill me, I’d be in the Nether. being eaten alive by a Ghast.  While being smashed in the face with a brroken glass bottle.

Theoretically speaking.]

askendershade

Zack: Um…. Shade…. im dead… Renard…. deader than dead…. Daemos…. dead dead…..Nova…. not so much…. Roxie….. dead….. carri.. fuuuuuu- dead x.x

emmathesnowgolem

[T.A]- Emma…meh not that bad but Ethen ….NOPE

ask-the-mobs

((Every minecraft mob… well I’m dead)) 

askenderkid

((Enderkid. Stop. You aren’t scary at all. Don’t try to bite my arm. Srsly. just stop. No.))

mini-scootaloo

(( ponies that are only a few INCHES tall. I win, I think i’ll keep ‘em as a pet~!))

post-cactus

Well, fuck. I’m dead.

Sweetie Belle would tie me up and light me on fire. Scootaloo would straight up murder me. Rumble would zap me until I turn into a McDonald’s meal. Apple Bloom would lock me in a cellar for days without food and water. I think I’d win against Dinky if I showed her a cucumber muffin.

But still. A hungry crispy critter stuck between two buns. Help me.