Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

mlpartconfessions:

“Here’s Scootaloo, but she’s somehow pregnant! Ask her something!”

“Here’s Dr. Who, but he’s evil AND ALSO A PONY! And he’s ready to answer your questions!”

“Here’s a pony I put in the microwave, and then sexualized! Got any questions for her?”

“Here’s Fluttershy with a penis! She’s also a dog-thing! Ask her anything!”

What I’m thinking is “What would I possibly want to ask these weirdos?”

- Submitted by mikedawson

Well, if everyone was normal, then it’d get boring. Right?

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