“Here’s Scootaloo, but she’s somehow pregnant! Ask her something!”

“Here’s Dr. Who, but he’s evil AND ALSO A PONY! And he’s ready to answer your questions!”

“Here’s a pony I put in the microwave, and then sexualized! Got any questions for her?”

“Here’s Fluttershy with a penis! She’s also a dog-thing! Ask her anything!”

What I’m thinking is “What would I possibly want to ask these weirdos?”

- Submitted by mikedawson