Anonymous asked:
H̸̭̞͓̟͗̐̔͌̀͜E̡͖̦̜̻̲͓͙̫̻̗͉̝̯̦̬̝͍ͣ̏̊̃ͨ̑͛ͧ̑ͨ̐̄͒ͯ͜͞L̸̛̖̼̦̟̂̆̂ͣͪ̍ͫ̐̓ͬ̏̅ͮ͑ͧ̃͑̏͞ͅL̸̆̎ͮͪͤ̊̒͒ͯ̈́ͯ̄̉̌̕͏͕̟̖̠̻̣̯̲͇̳̗͎͓Ô͚͉̗̭͈̲ͮ͑̌̉̒̃̾̎̑̊͐̏̌͋ͯ̈́̉͞ ̷̶̨̬͇͎̣͍͖̭̮̠̤͇̠̘̭͎̲̄ͤ͗͛̆͌̋̿̔̽ͧ̍̆͠T̷̨͍̺͉͙̃͐̾̊̌̌ͧ̍͋ͦ̆̃̂̊͢͢͡Ĥ̵̛̥͈̹̤͎͖̦̩̮̲̜̹͕͚̬̬̎̃̃͂͆͌͊̄ͪ̽ͥ̏̚̕͟͡ͅE̸̢̮̲̠͛̑̒ͬͤ̊̓̈́̓͆̅̌R̴̸̙̲͚̟̤̗̜̘͈̭̟̺͖̮ͣ̿͛ͫ̇͋̄ͣĘ̴̝̙͇̮͖̻͓̳͎̩̲̙ͪ̃͗ͪ̃ͯ͊̀̈́͝ͅ
Why, hello good sir. You seem tired. Come on in, I have coffee and explosi- I mean magazines!
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Oh poo, I forgot to buy some coffee filters. Let me just quickly go out with this unsuspicious remote control and buy some more.
*drives 50 miles away*
