Welp. Obama just got 274 projected electoral votes, meaning that he is expected to be president once again.

As a citizen of the red Somerset County, NJ, I can hear the groans from one side of the street, and the cheers from the other side. 

It’s been a crazy run for both sides. Congrats to the President and to all the diehard Democrats.

And guys, please. I don’t want to wake up to a barren wasteland. So don’t kill yourselves over this.