Anonymous asked:
WHAT SHOULD I GET MY CRUSH FOR CHRISTMAS, BTW WE'RE BESTEST FRIENDS EVER SO IT WOULDN'T BE WEIRD ALSO SEX SEX AGSUHJIKOPL{:} WHATS GOING O APPLEdasfasfdsfcxvghuyi87832
Bring your relationship to the next level with this giant strap-on that I accidentally stole from the girl who tried to stick it up my ass!
Don’t worry! It hasn’t been used! I think.
