Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

WHAT SHOULD I GET MY CRUSH FOR CHRISTMAS, BTW WE'RE BESTEST FRIENDS EVER SO IT WOULDN'T BE WEIRD ALSO SEX SEX AGSUHJIKOPL{:} WHATS GOING O APPLEdasfasfdsfcxvghuyi87832

Asked by Anonymous

Bring your relationship to the next level with this giant strap-on that I accidentally stole from the girl who tried to stick it up my ass!

Don’t worry! It hasn’t been used! I think.