Motherfucker, my family knows how to throw a party.
They’re playing slow songs and this guys keeps going, “WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!”
We’re 4 hours in. It’s gonna be a long night. Unless they run out of pisco sour. Then everyone will jump overboard and swim away.
Oh. And some guy hijacked my desktop computer. o_o
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