Post Cactus — ((What is the best way to defeat the DeadPirate...

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askpiratedash asked:

((What is the best way to defeat the DeadPirate forces?))

We must attack at the core. Their stronghold. The elites. They all shall suffer and perish at the hooves of PirateWorm. 

We must infiltrate their command centers and sound the bells of the best ship. We will bring their empire to a halt, and we will be victorious.

DEADPIRATE WILL BE BURIED. LONG LIVE PIRATEWORM.

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