Post Cactus — This is the 4th time ever that I drank coffee at...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

This is the 4th time ever that I drank coffee at 1:40 AM.

And I keep forgetting the horrifying side effects from doing so. Such as being jittery, not shutting up, insomnia, and drafting insane stories such as Post Crusade (which I did make a reality), Diaries (also real), Zero Days, Sky Struck, Acceleration, and Head of State.

and here comes the people who want to know what some of these are