Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus
discordsparkle
asked:
If you came home one day and found me in your bed, what would you do?
I’d grab a large blunt object and bludgeon you because NO STRANGE PONIES ALLOWED IN MY DAMN HOUSE!!!
Actually no. I’d hug you because your cool. Then I’d strike you repeatedly until you leave the property.