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Headcanon Theories, Act 1
Cactus: Now. Let's go over how Ponyville has been around for centuries (Winter Wrap Up), but was founded in Granny Smith's lifetime (Family Appreciation Day).
Übertreiber: #oldasfuckponies
Chaos Bolt: Granny Smith died in the Everfree Forest to Timberwolves, but some magic in there brought her back to life as well as extending it to an unknown length.
Übertreiber: ^
Übertreiber: Sounds legit.
Chaos Bolt: Possibly related to Zap Apples, but that effect is only found in their wild variants
Übertreiber: When Granny Smith died, Applejack couldn't accept the fact she'd lost the last parenting relative and brought her granny back in a satanic ritual.
Chaos Bolt: and the last wild Zap Apple tree died from the invasive insects that foreign Timberwolves brought to the forest.
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