toonboy92484:

samrosemodblog:

It’s funny because I don’t ‘recruit’ people into the DeadPirate army. They just know it’s better by nature.

Volunteers are better than forced/brainwashed into a cult =3

One of my admirals was scared to admit that he shipped PirateWorm.  DeadPirate shippers create a culture of fear for those that don’t ship it.  DeadPirate is a dictatorship that will ultimately fall.

PirateWorm is all about free and true love.  It is natural to like it.

I am a DeadPirate survivor.

The pain I endured while on that ship was unbearable. They made me endlessly profess my love for DeadPirate, and pressuring me into drawing said pairing. It was a nightmare.

The people at PirateWorm are caring and loving people. They took me in without hostility, and inpired me to follow my true calling as a [rainbow horse x bookaholic] shipmate.

If you or a loved one is suffering the torment of [dead rainbow horse x pirate rainbow horse], then please call +1 800 DEDPIRT for a free consultation.

Together, we can stop the machine before it takes over the world.