It’s funny because I don’t ‘recruit’ people into the DeadPirate army. They just know it’s better by nature.
Volunteers are better than forced/brainwashed into a cult =3
One of my admirals was scared to admit that he shipped PirateWorm. DeadPirate shippers create a culture of fear for those that don’t ship it. DeadPirate is a dictatorship that will ultimately fall.
PirateWorm is all about free and true love. It is natural to like it.
I am a DeadPirate survivor.
The pain I endured while on that ship was unbearable. They made me endlessly profess my love for DeadPirate, and pressuring me into drawing said pairing. It was a nightmare.
The people at PirateWorm are caring and loving people. They took me in without hostility, and inpired me to follow my true calling as a [rainbow horse x bookaholic] shipmate.
If you or a loved one is suffering the torment of [dead rainbow horse x pirate rainbow horse], then please call +1 800 DEDPIRT for a free consultation.
Together, we can stop the machine before it takes over the world.
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I am saddened to see it has come to this dearest TJ. But you have forced my hand and I must defend my ship from what is...
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^This. Heck, these traits described here, I see mostly from T.J. preaching for PirateWorm and from his rallying against...
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I am a DeadPirate survivor. The pain I endured while on that ship was unbearable. They made me endlessly profess my love...
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You call us a dictatorship when you’re the one shoving Pirateworm down our throats on a regular basis? Hypocrisy is...
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