[dysphorism]

I am still thinking about this

[youregoingtolovemynuts]

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

[8oo]

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

[yukitalia]

[mooneymannyinthesky]

okay now i’ll reblog it

[scarvenrot]

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

[mellieforyellie]

You’re really passionate about apples

[gallifrey-feels]

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

[the-darkmortaldevices]

liquefied apple fetus.

[merryandgloomy]

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