ashestoashesjc:

I did a parody of a fansong. That’s strange. It’s based primarily on John Egbert. The original version is by SherclopPones/Lenich, and the extended version was created by ak399g. Parody lyrics and vocals by me.

When you’re rife with devastation
There’s a long ass explanation
You’re an alien’s creation
Stuck inside a froggy gut

And whichever way they play it
Know that we won’t be complacent 
We’ll go through the chatlog pages
‘Till we know just what is up

When I was a little kiddy, a meteor shower over took my city
I traveled to another plane, 
A planet filled with Wind and Shade
So, I climbed one thousand tiers
An echeladder connoisseur

Now, everyone is toast
And my girlfriend is a ghost
But I still love the movie Con Air 

When you’ve irons in the fire
And your loved ones have “retired” 
Don’t abscond, just stay and strife
Until the battle is complete

‘Cause the Condesce hypnotizes 
And the whole world agonizes
Ectochildren stop your crying
And just sing along with me

(via sagalibratic-deactivated2014080)