In Chemistry today, our teacher announced that our chapter test on stoichiometry (which we just started last Friday with virtually no lessons or help from him) would be set for the next time we meet for a full period. AKA, Friday.

We had 3 other exams and 2 due assignments/essays on Friday. But more importantly, he hasn’t taught us jack shit about stoichiometry, which is not part of our textbook.

We complained to him and then this happened:

Him: “But if you don’t take the test on Friday, when will you take it?!”

Us: “Monday.”

Him: “Alright then. So what will it be?”

Us: “MONDAY.”

So now our test is on Monday.