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In Chemistry today, our teacher announced that our chapter test on stoichiometry (which we just started last Friday with virtually no lessons or help from him) would be set for the next time we meet for a full period. AKA, Friday.

We had 3 other exams and 2 due assignments/essays on Friday. But more importantly, he hasn’t taught us jack shit about stoichiometry, which is not part of our textbook.

We complained to him and then this happened:

Him: “But if you don’t take the test on Friday, when will you take it?!”

Us: “Monday.”

Him: “Alright then. So what will it be?”

Us: “MONDAY.”


So now our test is on Monday.

  1. asymmetricsolutions said: Or, like, whenever he actually teaches the material. Although stoichiometry isn’t difficult, it’s just bitchy.
  2. carrotquill said: way to stand up for yourself cactus! you kids should be proud of pointing out flaws and negotiating for a better time to do things. those are very important life skills.
  3. its-am-chan reblogged this from post-cactus and added:
    I have no clue what the fuck stoichiometry even is. I definitely don’t remember covering anything with that name back in...
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