Post Cactus — My mom’s excessive use of hyperboles led me to...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

My mom’s excessive use of hyperboles led me to believe that everyone  who is currently breathing wants to kidnap/kill me and that the world is a dangerous and super shitty place.

Over time, I realized that only some people want to kill me, and the world is kinda shitty.

Thanks, mom, for corrupting my views on life.

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