Guide on How to Become Scramjet's Unfriend
  1. You must unconditionally hate Octavia. Failure to do is grounds for dismissal from the SSBFN (super stupid best friends never) club.
  2. At no time must you ship Vinyl and Octavia. If unsure, contact NoTP supervisor SamRose for counseling.
  3. Liking of Applejack IS MANDATORY.
  4. You must be annoyed with Scrammy’s Madoka Magica crap, even if you like it. It will never subside… ever.
  5. If Scrammy fails to update one of his blogs, you must beat the crap out of him and promptly unfollow. Also, delete his progress on Kerbal Space Program.
  6. DOWN WITH THE FISH ò]ó
  7. Slander and insult the Cult of Smooze. ALL MUST PERISH FOR THEIR BLASPHEMY
  8. Always set fire to Scrammy in L4D2. He loves that.
  9. Don’t set fire to Wolvan. Only Scram-scram.
  10. You must hate Octavia. It cannot be stressed enough.
  11. NASCAR is the best motorsport out there. TJ preaches the truth.
  12. You must be sexually turned off by the sight and mention of a jet.
  13. NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
  15. Hug Terry 24/7. He probably deserves it.
  16. Exposure to Octavia must be AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS
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