lilboulder-deactivated20200811 asked:

First name: Cactus. - Last name: Cactus. - Age: Cactus. - Gender: Cactus. - Sexual Orientation: Cactisexual. - Nationality: Cactus. - Relationship status: moar lyk 'relationship cactus' amirite? - Likes: Cacti. - Dislikes: Things that aren't cacti. - Random fact: You're a cactus. - I believe that's completely accurate.

2 points. :v

But you get 10 cactus points for being so cactus.